The surreal shennanigans of the cabin crew of a fictional airline, Air Scotia, that flies from Prestwick Airport. Bitchy and boozy steward Sebastian, and his sex-obsessed colleague Steve, long to work long-haul flights and visit exotic climes. Instead, their stuck on short-haul trips with chief stewardess, "Hitler in tights" Shona. Potty pilot Captain Duff, meanwhile, has trouble remembering who he is, let alone the plane's destination!