Lairy loudmouth Linda La Hughes and homosexual wannabe actor Tom Farell share a flat in London's Kentish Town. The insufferable pair are united in self-deulsion: Linda, recognisable by her unruly red perm, white rimmed glasses and unfortunate taste in lycra clothing, is convinced she's a stunner, while Tom is prone to recounting anecdotes from his time on Eastenders -- he had one line in one scene in one episode. Although they don't get on and often fight over men, the dreadful duo are destined put up with each other. Nobody else will!