CD 0
| Two and a Half Men (Main Title Theme) | 0:25 |
| Two and a Half Men "Short" (Main Title Theme) | 0:09 |
| Two and a Half Men Laughter 01 | 0:36 |
| Two and a Half Men Laughter 02 | 0:06 |
| Two and a Half Men Laughter 03 | 0:05 |
| Two and a Half Men Laughter 04 | 0:03 |
| Two and a Half Men Laughter 05 | 0:11 |