Zum 40. Geburtstag von Zach Braff: Die 40. schönsten Zitate von J.D. und Turk aus "Scrubs"

Platz 40

J.D.: “I can't believe you lost our bottle opener.“ Turk: “Yeah, I know.“ Turk: “I miss it so much, it hurts sometimes.“ J.D.: “You're a bad person.“

Platz 39

Turk: “This guy needs brain work, this guy needs a heart...“ J.D.: “This one needs courage.“ Turk: “Helping or hurting, JD? Helping or hurting?“

Platz 38

J.D.: “I just Marcia Brady'd your ass.“ Turk: “ What the hell are you talking about?“ J.D.: “Like in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Marcia gets Jan a job, then Marcia gets fired cos they like Jan better...“ Turk:“ Season 5, Episode 3, Marcia gets creamed. Don't ever question me on the Bunch.“

Platz 37

J.D.: “I am not addicted to Journey.“ Turk (singt): “She's just a small-town girl... J.D. (singt): “Livin' in a lonely wor-rld, she took the midnight train, going a-n-y-whe-ere.“

Platz 36

Turk : "I want you to stop seeing her." J.D.: "Fine. But I'm only ending it because friends come first." Carla: "Plus, you already had sex with her." J.D.:"4 and a half times!"

Platz 35

Turk: “Well, you're better off watching good ol' Papa Smurf, here! Yeah, he says leadership boils down to three things: Smurferation, Smurferation, Smurf." J.D.: “Preparation, Inspiration, and Fear?“ Turk: “You know it.“

Platz 34

J.D.: “Turk... we tried Giant Black Guy. Remember what happened? People ran.“

Platz 33

Turk: “So when the conference starts, I pretend to choke, and you say, "Is there a doctor in the house?" It's going to kill.“ J.D.: “ Yeah, but don't really choke, 'cause that wouldn't be funny.“

Platz 32

J.D.: “See, Turk and I made a pact. The day that one of us got married we'd play a last round of tennis-golf in the parking lot as single best friends. Oh, yeah, and the guy getting married has to caddy for the other guy naked.“

Platz 31

Carla: “JD, how could you do this to Turk? You two are so close that I occassionally have nightmares of running away together.“ J.D.: “Where do we go?“ Turk: “One time we went to Aspen.“ J.D.: “Oh, I hope it was summer. I'm not that big a skier.“

Platz 30

Turk:“Let's play Steak.“ J.D.: “What?“ Turk:“Steak. The first person to finish their steak is the winner of Steak.“

Platz 29

J.D.: „What do I know about good relationships? Yesterday I had funeral sex.“

Platz 28

J.D.:“I have to get ready man. I want my date with Kim to be perfect. What do you think about a romantic horseback ride on the beach?“ Turk:“Ooh, like you and I did for your birthday.“ J.D.:“Yeah but except this time with two horses.“

Platz 27

J.D.:“And there it was: the moment where pity was turning in to genuine affection. Classic Dorian.“

Platz 26

J.D.: „Should I get a baby too?“ Turk:“ I'm a little preoccupied right now. Why don't you ask your unicorn?“ J.D.: "Ah, this is way over Justin's head... he's never been in love. Not real love, anyway...“

Platz 25

Turk:"Come on, man, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides getting married." J.D.:"She's not here." Turk:"It's the best thing that's ever happened to me."

Platz 24

J.D.:“They say that, in life, all good things must come to an end.“

Platz 23

Turk: "So, when am I gonna get to meet Julie?" J.D.: "Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?" Turk: "What are you doing?" J.D.: "I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so that I don't mess this relationship up." Turk: "I don't understand." J.D.:"I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow. You know what? It's time for her to meet the people in my life. I think she's gonna do great."

Platz 22

Turk: "They call me candy man because my moves are so sweet."

Platz 21

J.D.: "How funny is this joke: That patients tumor is so big it's starting to look like a three-mor." Keith: "Three-mor... you are hilarious Dr D.!" Turk: "Awful! Awful! Awful!"

Platz 20

Turk zu J.D.: "I'm going out for Mexican food tonight. And I'll see you in bed, my friend."

Platz 19

Turk: "Aw, dammit, I gotta go have ovulation sex again." J.D.: "Are you actually complaining about getting to have sex? Because that is so insensitive, Turk!" Turk: "J.D.!" J.D.: "Let me feel my feelings, Turk! We worked on this!"

Platz 18

J.D.: "I've done nothing - I mean I did learn another language but it was just that one where you just put a b-sound in the middle of every single word... and I was never fluent." Turk: "That secret language was so lame!" J.D.: "Nobba with the ladie-bb-ys!"

Platz 17

Carla: "Girls! I want an explanation." J.D.: "Fine. Turk, tell her our code." Turk: "If you haven't had sex in six months, you're not accountable for who you sleep with."

Platz 16

Turk: "Dude, I've got my own problems! I've got a bedtime again! I haven't had a bedtime in like twelve years!" J.D.: "You had a bedtime when you were seventeen?" Turk: "No! Not every night. On the weekends I didn't have to be in bed by 11, but I had to be in my room." J.D.: "Oh. That's way cooler."

Platz 15

J.D. ( zu einem Patienten): "Ohh, you think scaring people's funny, huh? Well, good! Because you're dying!" Turk: "John Dorian, you are a doctor!" J.D.: "Well, he started it!"

Platz 14

Turk: "J.D., big news! Guess what my new cell phone number spells?" J.D.: "Why'd you get a new cell phone number. Your old number spelled kufunninapuh." Turk: "Yeah, well this one's 916-Call-Turk. Yeah, so now all you gotta do is call Turk!" J.D.: "How am I supposed to remember that? I'm begging you, stick with kufunninapuh."

Platz 13

Carla: "Elliot, you can't test love. When I met Turk, it seemed he was more in love with his best friend than with me." Turk: "Honey, they've got that almond biscotti J.D. loves, so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some." Carla: "No, you got him a present yesterday."

Platz 12

Carla: "What are you guys talking about?" Turk: "Nothing, guy talk." J.D.: "Bitches and Hoes."

Platz 11

J.D.: "Ahh. Uncomfortable silences and alcohol. Just like thanksgiving at home..."

Platz 10

J.D.:"And where do we meet up in heaven?" Turk: "By the milkshake pool on the lesbian cloud!" J.D.: "I'll see you there, playa! I love religion."

Platz 9

J.D.: "So far, the highlight of the night has been putting the opossum to sleep, and that's *not* a euphemism."

Platz 8

Carla: "Remember when I first started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him because he cried at the end of sex?" Turk: "Baby!" J.D.: "Relax Brown Bear. There's no shame in 'crymaxing'."

Platz 7

Turk: "It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date." J.D.: "Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?"

Platz 6

J.D.: "I still can't believe I power-walked 'butt-naked' through the halls of the hospital last night." Turk: "My man, I know that wasn't you." J.D.: "How?" Turk: 2I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff-'n'-stuff out of a line-up." J.D.: "Oh, it changed since you saw it - it got a haircut."

Platz 5

J.D.: "You're my closest friend; in college we shared the toothbrush." Turk: "I was not aware of that."

Platz 4

J.D. (als Robin): "Holy inferiority complex, Batman! Why am I the sidekick in my own fantasy?" Turk (als Batman): "It could be worse. You could be the butler." J.D. (als Alfred): "Damn you... Sir."