Platz 20
What type of Computer do you have? And please don't say a white one. "Die Erdnuss-Reaktion" - Staffel 1, Folge 16
Platz 19
Right now I'm having a rough time because there's three people in my room and it's starting to feel like a discotheque! "Jodeln für Nerds" - Staffel 7, Folge 10
Platz 18
What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits?' Does he provide her with health insurance? "Die Las-Vegas-Kur" - Staffel 2, Folge 21
Platz 17
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur! Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Pur, Pur, Pur! "Alles fließt" - Staffel 1, Folge 11
Platz 16
I beg to differ. I used to live in those genitals [his mother's]. If someone wants to move into my old room, I should at least get a vote. "The Mommy Observation" - Staffel 7, Folge 18
Platz 15
Good morning everyone and welcome to "Science and Society". I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, MA, PhD and ScD. OMG, right? "Die neutrale Zone" - Staffel 4, Folge 13
Platz 14
I'm sorry, coffee's out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs. "Business im Wohnzimmer" - Staffel 2, Folge 18
Platz 13
Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox! "Das L-Wort" - Staffel 3, Folge 19
Platz 12
I can't be impossible; I exist! I think what you meant to say is, 'I give up; he's improbable'. "Sex oder Pralinen" - Staffel 3, Folge 3
Platz 11
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. "Stein, Schere, Spock" - Staffel 2, Folge 8
Platz 10
It must be humbling to suck on so many levels. "Alles fließt" - Staffel 1, Folge 11
Platz 9
I am the ball, my thoughts are its thoughts, its holes are my holes. "Das L-Wort" - Staffel 3, Folge 19
Platz 8
Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it? "Die Grillenwette" - Staffel 3, Folge 2
Platz 7
The X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men! "Die dunkle Seite des Mondes" - Staffel 3, Folge 18
Platz 6
Penny: Sheldon have you changed your wireless password again? Sheldon: Yes, it's 'Penny get your own WiFi'; no spaces. "Männertausch" - Staffel 4, Folge 24
Platz 5
For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing. "Der Schlampen-Reflex" - Staffel 5, Folge 1
Platz 4
(knock, knock, knock) "Penny?" (knock, knock, knock) "Penny?" (knock, knock, knock) "Penny?" "Loobenfelds Netz der Lügen" - Staffel 1, Folge 10
Platz 3
That's my spot. "Sheldon pro se" - Staffel 3, Folge 16
Platz 2
( Once again, you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks.) Bazinga! "Drei Monate im Eis" - Staffel 2, Folge 23
Platz 1
I'm not insane, my mother had me tested! "Planet Bollywood" - Staffel 2, Folge 4
